Brains Mcloud - MONTY PYTHON (BPM 96.5)

(And now for something different)

LIKE MONTY PYTHON, I’M TSUNAMI RIDING,
PROBABLY FIND ME HIDING IN YOUR MOMS VAGINA CHEWING ON HER HYMEN. THIS AIN’T SONG WRITING IT’S BOMB DESIGNING - ROBERT OPPENHEIMER, WITH MORE HOOKS THAN APOLLO AND ROCKY FIGHTING
NOT DENYING I’M COCKY RHYMER
I CAME TO WIN, IF THE FAT LADY SINGS I’M FIRING ROCKETS AT THE OPRAH CHOIR. I’M THE GRIM REAPER RAP CIRCLES ROUND YA RING LEADER
CAME TO THE GAME TO BEAR ALL LIKE A PITCH STREAKER
THE THRILL SEEKER - KEEP IT SHORT LIKE MIDGET TWEETERS
I SPIT HOOKS BIG FOOT COULDN’T FIT IN MY SNEAKERS
KILL SPEAKERS WHENEVER THEY BUMP ME, ADRENALINE JUNKY
LYRICS SICKER THAN A CHEMICAL DUMP BE
BIG BONED DICK GROWN LIKE AN ELEPHANT TUSK THE
VENOMOUS MONKEY, WOMEN ARE NEVER GONE TRUST ME
SKIN TONE LESS PINK MORE YELLOW AND DUSTY
SHIN BONES BREAK CHIN OF ANY FELLA THAT TOUCH ME


WE ALL LIVE IN A WORLD OF EGO
EVERY EMCEE THINKS THERE’S NO EQUAL
BUT I JUST SPIT HEAT SEEKING TORPEEDO’S
OVER AND OVER UNTIL THE BEAT GOES ON ON ON ON





THIS ISN’T A GIMMICK BELIEVE IT I LIVE IT & BREATH IT FIX & TREAT IT LIKE A AN ADDICTION I NEED IT. FEEL IT LIKE PINS AND NEEDLES SEEPING INTO TO ME INSTANTLY INTRAVENIOUS - TOURING LIKE GYSPIES IN EGYPT - WELL HUNG BIGGER THAN JESUS
LIVING THE DREAM RIPPING THE SYSTEM INTO PIECES STILL BE CONSIDERED FACETIOUS TILL I’M DECEASED IN THE STREET LIKE RIVER PHEONIX.
WICKED AS THE WITCHES IN EASTWICK /WOMEN BE SCREAMING SHOWING THEIR TITS AND PEACHES TREATING MY MEAT LIKE QUINCY & BEAT IT.
HOW COULD I NOT BE SWINGING LIKE VENUS GIVEN MY PENIS TO WOMEN TO SQUEEZE IT, SWIMMING IN BLISTERED VAGITAS TILL I’M STICKY & WEEZING STINKING OF FISH & FEELING LITERALLY SEASICK - MY LYRICAL IMAGERY IS VIVID AND SCENIC. YOU SPITTING ABOUT GRIPPING MILLIMETERS WELL THEN WE’LL BUTT HEADS ONLY IF YOU A BUTTHEAD THAT’S BIGGER THAN BEAVIS NUFF SAID.

(BEAVIS SAMPLE)

GERONIMO SHAKE YOUR ABDOMINALS OR VAMONOS I’M
ON A ROLL LIKE STEPHEN HAWKIN ON THE HONOR ROLL
BOMBING VOES, UNSTOPPABLE SCOTTISH BRO
DROPPING YOU COMMON DEMONINATOR HATERS LIKE DOMINOES.
LEAVE YOU IN HOSPITALS COMOTOSED WITH KAMIKAZE FLOWS
KIND OF KARATE BLOWS MIYAGHE THROWS
BIGGEST BOMB OUTA SCOTLAND SINCE LOCKERBIE THROWING HOCKEY BLOWS BOX YA NOSE SQUASH YA BONES TILL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE STALLONE
‘CAUSE MOCKING ME’S TAKING THE ROCKY ROAD LIKE WALKING ON COBBLED STONES, COMICAL CONNING FOLK I VOLLY BALLS LIKE SOCCER GOALS
EVOKATIVE AWKWARD KID TALKING BULL LIKE WASHINTON VOLATILE PRO
SUPER POWERED HUMAN VIPER STUDENT OF ALI’S QUOTES

Oh Yo HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO ROCK THE MIC
Oh No THEN I SUGGEST YOU JUST DROP THE MIC
Oh Yo I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO ROCK THE MIC
Oh No – BECAUSE I BEEN DOING THIS FOR ALL MY LIFE
WE ALL LIVE IN A WORLD OF EGO
EVERY EMCEE THINKS THERE’S NO EQUAL
BUT I JUST SPIT HEAT SEEKING MEAN TORPEEDO’S
OVER AND OVER WHENEVER THE BEAT GOES ON ON ON ON






THAT’S STUPID WHAT GAV LOSING MORE CHANCE OF SEEING
AN ANGRY BUDDIST SLAPPING A MAN CLUELESS
I’M RASPUTIN HALF MAN HALF MUTANT ATTACK UNIT
YOU GET HADOUKENED IF YOU’RE HALF ASSED LIKE A BAD NUDIST
GET YOUR ASS BOOTED
I AIN’T TRYING TO FIT IN ANYTHING LIKE A HAPPILY FAT WOMEN THAT’S COOKING
NOW WHO IS THAT LOOKING THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS
SHOOTING RAPS SMOOTH AND GET EM MOVING LIKE THEY USING HOOLA HOOPS TO DANCE
I DO MY DUTY DO JUST WHAT I DO JUST TO ADVANCE
BOOBIES AND MOVIES - MY ARMSTRONG - TO JUICED TO LOSE LIKE LANCE
IT’S LIKE OPPORTUNITIES GLUED TO MY HANDS
TRULY UNRULY THREW IT IN SEWER - IT CAME BACK LIKE BOOMERANGS
I’M CHEW THE BEAT LIKE ITS TWO MERRANGS
GOT THE HUGEST WANG LOOKING WOMEN TO BANG WITH JUST ONE LOOK OR A GLANCE.
GIVE ME WOMEN IN LINENS ADRENALINE RITALIN PILLS AND SLIP EM IN THE DRINK THAT THEY SIPPING LIKE IT’S A PRESCRIPTION
CONVINCE THEM DITCH THE DICKS THAT THEY’RE WITH TAKE A TRIP TO MY CRIB AND GET THEM STRIPPING LIKE THEY THINK THEIR SKIN IS ITCHING
IT’S MY ADDICTION & MISSION TO SPIT THIS VENOM
UNTIL MY ENEMIES ARE SICK AND DON’T HAVE ANY ENERGY IN EM
TILL I’M RICHER THAN SWITZERLAND LEAVE THE BIGGEST SPITTERS WHO LISTEN SHITTING MORE SKID MARKS THAN MITCHILIN DICK SWINGING LIKE A PENDULUM
ENTERING WITH A KILLERS CHARM
I’M BUILD LIKE BRICKS DICK BIGGER THAN A BODY BUILDERS ARM
RING THE ALARMS - I EAT, SHIT, SLEEP RAP I’M AN ANIMAL
PLUS I FUCK LIKE I LIVE ON A FARM


Oh Yo HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO ROCK THE MIC
Oh No THEN I SUGGEST YOU JUST DROP THE MIC
Oh Yo I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO ROCK THE MIC
Oh No – BECAUSE I BEEN DOING THIS FOR ALL MY LIFE