Revenge of the Nerds

from Revenge of the Nerds EP by Brains & Bravo

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Written by Brains Mcloud and Oskar Bravo
produced by Brains Mcloud
recorded at the Dairy Studio's, Brixton.
Engineered by Hugh Fothergrill

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Back to our school days, hardly my coolest phase
Looked like something George Lucas made (shooting H)
Poor School Grades poor at pulling babes
To get laid I’d slip a roofie in a girls Lucozade.

Puke in the face of stupid teens I’m full of beans
At the prom drunk spiking punches like Wolverine
LOGAN – watching skulls opened By Hulk Hogan
While I’m drunk holding my trunk swollen
Rolling in my bed bunk soaking
Dreams of Jasmine Bleeth as she bleeds having her cunt broke in

robbed Mexican guys place on Kensington drive
escaped with a Megadrive, Tekken 5 and rear ended his wife

Playgrounds – Round Towns – They call us Nerds
Gym Class – Good at Math – They call us Nerds
Arcades – All Day - They call us Nerds
Star Wars – SCI FI – Comic Books – NERDS!

Chorus: NERDS WILL RISE UP, TAKE THE RICH KIDS HOSTAGE
THEN WE’LL STEEL THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AND LIVE LONG AND PROSPEROUS

Recently seen fleeing from an Evening Tragedy
Police After me for screaming profanities
At grieving families
I Plead Insanity
on crack and jacky dee
I’m more lethal than magneto in a needle factory

My day job is watching star Trek & Baywatch
depraved thoughts of beach Babes being raped by Spock’s Alien Grey Cock
GREAT SCOTT – Robin Hoods like Kevin Costner
Sexual Predator telling girls to “Get to the Chopper”
To get the Oskar you gotta be an honorary nominee
Honour me on your knee unlike my Blow Up Doll who cheated on me
While he sulks I’m getting into Geek cults
masturbating into T-cups while reading She Hulk


Playgrounds – Round Towns – They call us Nerds
Gym Class – Good at Math – They call us Nerds
Arcades – All Day - They call us Nerds
Star Wars – Sci Fi’s – Comic Books – NERDS!

Chorus

Born as Wasters like Norman Bates is
Oz and Brains stick together like Porno Pages
Deforming Faces when we Smoking Bongs
Trying to choke a brosef’s Mom when we knows its wrong
poke a mong with a Pokemon, We Straight Odd
stranger than Dyslexics praying to Dog
Smothering Mothers in White Cream
Dumber than Drunken drug Runners and Plumbers with Pipe Dreams
Wipe Clean the Acne and Puss Grabbin some butt
Call me Han Solo cos IJabba the Slut
tie head to electrical fences to fry ya senses
We cooler than Fonzy frozen in Cryogenics


Playgrounds – Round Towns – They call us Nerds
Gym Class – Good at Math – They call us Nerds
Arcades – All Day - They call us Nerds
Star Wars – Sci Fi’s – Comic Books – NERDS!

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from Revenge of the Nerds EP, released August 3, 2015

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