Brains Mcloud - MONTY PYTHON (BPM 96.5) (And now for something different) LIKE MONTY PYTHON, I’M TSUNAMI RIDING, PROBABLY FIND ME HIDING IN YOUR MOMS VAGINA CHEWING ON HER HYMEN. THIS AIN’T SONG WRITING IT’S BOMB DESIGNING - ROBERT OPPENHEIMER, WITH MORE HOOKS THAN APOLLO AND ROCKY FIGHTING NOT DENYING I’M COCKY RHYMER I CAME TO WIN, IF THE FAT LADY SINGS I’M FIRING ROCKETS AT THE OPRAH CHOIR. I’M THE GRIM REAPER RAP CIRCLES ROUND YA RING LEADER CAME TO THE GAME TO BEAR ALL LIKE A PITCH STREAKER THE THRILL SEEKER - KEEP IT SHORT LIKE MIDGET TWEETERS I SPIT HOOKS BIG FOOT COULDN’T FIT IN MY SNEAKERS KILL SPEAKERS WHENEVER THEY BUMP ME, ADRENALINE JUNKY LYRICS SICKER THAN A CHEMICAL DUMP BE BIG BONED DICK GROWN LIKE AN ELEPHANT TUSK THE VENOMOUS MONKEY, WOMEN ARE NEVER GONE TRUST ME SKIN TONE LESS PINK MORE YELLOW AND DUSTY SHIN BONES BREAK CHIN OF ANY FELLA THAT TOUCH ME WE ALL LIVE IN A WORLD OF EGO EVERY EMCEE THINKS THERE’S NO EQUAL BUT I JUST SPIT HEAT SEEKING TORPEEDO’S OVER AND OVER UNTIL THE BEAT GOES ON ON ON ON THIS ISN’T A GIMMICK BELIEVE IT I LIVE IT & BREATH IT FIX & TREAT IT LIKE A AN ADDICTION I NEED IT. FEEL IT LIKE PINS AND NEEDLES SEEPING INTO TO ME INSTANTLY INTRAVENIOUS - TOURING LIKE GYSPIES IN EGYPT - WELL HUNG BIGGER THAN JESUS LIVING THE DREAM RIPPING THE SYSTEM INTO PIECES STILL BE CONSIDERED FACETIOUS TILL I’M DECEASED IN THE STREET LIKE RIVER PHEONIX. WICKED AS THE WITCHES IN EASTWICK /WOMEN BE SCREAMING SHOWING THEIR TITS AND PEACHES TREATING MY MEAT LIKE QUINCY & BEAT IT. HOW COULD I NOT BE SWINGING LIKE VENUS GIVEN MY PENIS TO WOMEN TO SQUEEZE IT, SWIMMING IN BLISTERED VAGITAS TILL I’M STICKY & WEEZING STINKING OF FISH & FEELING LITERALLY SEASICK - MY LYRICAL IMAGERY IS VIVID AND SCENIC. YOU SPITTING ABOUT GRIPPING MILLIMETERS WELL THEN WE’LL BUTT HEADS ONLY IF YOU A BUTTHEAD THAT’S BIGGER THAN BEAVIS NUFF SAID. (BEAVIS SAMPLE) GERONIMO SHAKE YOUR ABDOMINALS OR VAMONOS I’M ON A ROLL LIKE STEPHEN HAWKIN ON THE HONOR ROLL BOMBING VOES, UNSTOPPABLE SCOTTISH BRO DROPPING YOU COMMON DEMONINATOR HATERS LIKE DOMINOES. LEAVE YOU IN HOSPITALS COMOTOSED WITH KAMIKAZE FLOWS KIND OF KARATE BLOWS MIYAGHE THROWS BIGGEST BOMB OUTA SCOTLAND SINCE LOCKERBIE THROWING HOCKEY BLOWS BOX YA NOSE SQUASH YA BONES TILL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE STALLONE ‘CAUSE MOCKING ME’S TAKING THE ROCKY ROAD LIKE WALKING ON COBBLED STONES, COMICAL CONNING FOLK I VOLLY BALLS LIKE SOCCER GOALS EVOKATIVE AWKWARD KID TALKING BULL LIKE WASHINTON VOLATILE PRO SUPER POWERED HUMAN VIPER STUDENT OF ALI’S QUOTES Oh Yo HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO ROCK THE MIC Oh No THEN I SUGGEST YOU JUST DROP THE MIC Oh Yo I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO ROCK THE MIC Oh No – BECAUSE I BEEN DOING THIS FOR ALL MY LIFE WE ALL LIVE IN A WORLD OF EGO EVERY EMCEE THINKS THERE’S NO EQUAL BUT I JUST SPIT HEAT SEEKING MEAN TORPEEDO’S OVER AND OVER WHENEVER THE BEAT GOES ON ON ON ON THAT’S STUPID WHAT GAV LOSING MORE CHANCE OF SEEING AN ANGRY BUDDIST SLAPPING A MAN CLUELESS I’M RASPUTIN HALF MAN HALF MUTANT ATTACK UNIT YOU GET HADOUKENED IF YOU’RE HALF ASSED LIKE A BAD NUDIST GET YOUR ASS BOOTED I AIN’T TRYING TO FIT IN ANYTHING LIKE A HAPPILY FAT WOMEN THAT’S COOKING NOW WHO IS THAT LOOKING THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS SHOOTING RAPS SMOOTH AND GET EM MOVING LIKE THEY USING HOOLA HOOPS TO DANCE I DO MY DUTY DO JUST WHAT I DO JUST TO ADVANCE BOOBIES AND MOVIES - MY ARMSTRONG - TO JUICED TO LOSE LIKE LANCE IT’S LIKE OPPORTUNITIES GLUED TO MY HANDS TRULY UNRULY THREW IT IN SEWER - IT CAME BACK LIKE BOOMERANGS I’M CHEW THE BEAT LIKE ITS TWO MERRANGS GOT THE HUGEST WANG LOOKING WOMEN TO BANG WITH JUST ONE LOOK OR A GLANCE. GIVE ME WOMEN IN LINENS ADRENALINE RITALIN PILLS AND SLIP EM IN THE DRINK THAT THEY SIPPING LIKE IT’S A PRESCRIPTION CONVINCE THEM DITCH THE DICKS THAT THEY’RE WITH TAKE A TRIP TO MY CRIB AND GET THEM STRIPPING LIKE THEY THINK THEIR SKIN IS ITCHING IT’S MY ADDICTION & MISSION TO SPIT THIS VENOM UNTIL MY ENEMIES ARE SICK AND DON’T HAVE ANY ENERGY IN EM TILL I’M RICHER THAN SWITZERLAND LEAVE THE BIGGEST SPITTERS WHO LISTEN SHITTING MORE SKID MARKS THAN MITCHILIN DICK SWINGING LIKE A PENDULUM ENTERING WITH A KILLERS CHARM I’M BUILD LIKE BRICKS DICK BIGGER THAN A BODY BUILDERS ARM RING THE ALARMS - I EAT, SHIT, SLEEP RAP I’M AN ANIMAL PLUS I FUCK LIKE I LIVE ON A FARM Oh Yo HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO ROCK THE MIC Oh No THEN I SUGGEST YOU JUST DROP THE MIC Oh Yo I GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO ROCK THE MIC Oh No – BECAUSE I BEEN DOING THIS FOR ALL MY LIFE

Diary of a sex addict by Brains Mcloud All I ever wanted was a really good girl being bad with me Now I am haunted by these really bad girls being bad with me I met this hot geek , fan of star trek too cute and attractive too good to be true when we got back to her address she put on a star trek dvd Removed her shoes and dress then she popped a squat and took a poo on my damn chest She said it an accident while just was passing wind I thought of captain kirk.. Well I em (William) shat on her (Shatner) chin I met with this other weird, mother dear who wanted to be a puppeteer she fucking near rammed her whole hand right up my rear She was a dominatrix dressed like trinity from the matrix Wanted me to fuck me in front of all of her 8 kids Her pussy was so big it could have swallowed a plane or ship so I pack that fudge so tight - she was constipated I dated this awesome genius from Auckland in new Zealand She liked it rough plus she was pretty cute for a quadriplegic. Even though she could not really feel it she gobbled my penis I said you're good at this she just nodded in agreement (chorus ) All I ever wanted was a really good girl being bad with me Now I am haunted by these really bad girls being bad with me I met with a nasty girl wanted me to slap her until it hurt 'Sister Mary' she was used to being raped by the Catholic Church, She called me father, it was the only way she could actually squirt look - I’m no Joseph Fritzle I mean I’m a fan of his work She was odd she liked to scratch - this wifey was sick that’s when she tried to take a a fucking bite out my dick ended up in hospital crying trying hard to explain that this cougar tried to kill brains and give me a sex change I went on a date with 80 year old it action packed She nearly broke a hip removing her granny pants Then she GRAB MY WANG told me to fist her as hard as I can so I rammed my hand and realised that her whole vag was crammed I Pulled out copy of adam ants album and carlos santana’s bandana and some BANANAS CRAMMED some candles a CARAVAN full of members of BANANARAMA'S BAND a star spangled banner and DAVID ATTENBOROS CAMERA MAN All I ever wanted was a really good girl being bad with me Now I am haunted by these really bad girls being bad with me What's up there senorita I'm 'a make you my Mona lisa, treat you like my own Lolita cum all over you unload a litre go low yeah open your vagita and eat your pussy out like a baloney pizza yeh you - you there that one that's frikken scary it's cool I’m an animal even my dick is hairy You can catch me next to sexpert in the dictionary I just picture me, you and your 'Sister Mary' doing missionary Yeah you me and you, we could just kill it Is that your boyfriend? cool, he can come and film it There's so many pretty women in the crowd still I’m a cowboy now turn around and let's do the reverse cowgirl

'Keep it STEREOTYPE' by Brains Mcloud VERSE 1 If I had a time machine I would rewind the scene to 93 and tell myself to never buy CD's of bone thugs naughty by nature Pac or BIG who inspired me to wannabe a tight emcee but in the future these guys would be dead or a dying breeds and the top of hip hop won't even be somewhere I'd like to be. Who would a knew that this music scene would'a grew to be full of sheep counting these losers music will put you to sleep like moves in the UFC. Do your own thing dude is the only rule that you will need seeing dudes repeating doo doo ain't amusing to me. if you hear of something truly unique its news to me the music scene a loony bin full of foolish teens being slaves wearing jewellery. Speak to me truthfully, do you speak to your mother like you do to these dudes on the street? Or just do it to seem like you a G 'cause soon as your pulling a toolies, shooting peeps - ya losing me soon you'll super glue your shoes to concrete to be truly street It's like WWE the truths an illusion these new emcees are as real as wolverines moves in a movie scenes I keep it surreal and move at speeds of Bruce's feet and give the people who are cool with me new puzzles to complete So fuck the scrutiny, we're all human beings you n me but you'll be gone in a few weeks while I will lead the newest breed Chorus I GOT WHATEVER YOU NEED WHATEVER YOU NEED RIGHT HERE I DO WHATEVER I NEED AND NEVER BELIEVE IN FEAR HOW ABOUT YOU TURN ON YOUR EARS AND OPEN YOUR OWN EYES THEY SAY KEEP IT REAL THEY REALLY MEAN KEEP IT STEREOTYPE Keep it keep it keep it stereotype Keep it real keep it raw whatever you write keep it gangster even though your unbearably white Keep it DOWN LOW like you Barry White underground like you live in a Burial site keep it wrong keep it real keep it stereotype Or JUST TURN ON YOUR EARS AND OPEN YOUR OWN EYES THEY SAY KEEP IT REAL THEY REALLY MEAN KEEP IT STEREOTYPE VERSE 2 I'm so freaking cool I could eat a heater - freeze a pool turn enemies and the meanest dudes into cheerleading groups it's easy for me to pull a senorita's and feel their boobs or we can deep and cerebral increasing the heat in the room to leaves us nude. These feeble dudes telling people their penis huge - if it's so teeny you need some proof you really need to keep it a secret dude. I won't compete with you beleaguered fools I'm trying to be bigger than Jesus - you trying to be bigger than biggie then you just need juicy and heaps of food. If you need me to be the demon I'm here for you - all you need to do is repeat my name three times Betelgeuse beetle juice beetle juice Evil genius whose being crude kick you repeatedly in the nuts until your freaking semen's blue. leave you breathing through CPU's feeding you CO2 keeping you from being kaput while beeping like speaking to R2D2 Peek a boo - I creep on pika choo piece of poo's mind ya P's and q's beore I lead a coo of people to sneak in the room and pea on you. Giving diva's meat cleavers leave em in seizures sticking my PP deep until my wieners peeping through her t-shirt like Weavers ooh feeling unbeatable like leader who giving people truth when they need then disappear like Houdini OOh Original - you don't know the meaning of the word keeping it real's more import than being poor are you sure - Believing in someone else's dream is really mature? I believe in me - you believe what you read even if it seems like manure Pooh wee - don't believe everything you read folks please smoke screens - rappers ain't fresh, they're as real as potpourri. What the hell is keep it real suppose to mean sucking the corporate cock just to afford some gold teeth? Oh please Chorus VERSE 3 Keep it real? You gotta be frikken kidding me, it would be-little me to consider fitting in with your limited speech I spit quickly admittedly bringing you humidity spinning you mentally a million beats a minute wouldn't be quick for me these wiggas be - about as real as a picture of big foot chilling with chimpanzees in a limousine eating cuisines and sipping tea. Similarly, "someone simple up his similes please so we can sing it at least use it as a symbol of synergy". You'd be forgiven for thinking this isn't real I'm thinking it was written in my sleep by little green men visiting me. Piss on these hideous idiots with little ease - bring em to their knees screaming "Please, would you slow down MR LEE" "SLOW IT DOWN" no quicken up your thinking speed I never limit my lyrics so you gimmicks can mimic me. I'd rather live the dream - people dream and keep it about as real as Pamela Andersons nipple cream. When battling emcee's I'd rather hand em a script to read so it's a little bit of a challenge to smash them to smithereens. Chorus

Brains verse 1 Go to a red carpets smelling of wet garbage - looking for sex partners - throwing a dead Carcass at the prick who's dressed smartest to get the event started I's lead hearted, my life was an open scandal sticking a bottles in Naomi Campbell's open asshole till I broke the handle These girls were loads of hassle got my brain distorted showing up to a date fashionably late like Kate moss latest abortion Awake in the morning next a golden blond, plastic faced boney broad looking so let down I may as well have pumped a blow up doll. I road em all overdosed in a hall with Sophie Dahl on Cocadamol boned her in a coma blowed my load on her bra then phoned her doc - cause overall it takes a mental person to inject their breast till they ready for bursting fresh from the surgeon resembling a melted version of Elle McPherson hell it's worth it nope that's just the pheromones when I fisted Cheryl Cole till clit ring snagged my elbow bone Let it flow and I don't mind blood for what its worth I'm serious god I been in more period drama's than Colin firth Chorus I'm trying to tell ya I like ya but I'm out my mind I'm trying to tell you i'm crazy guys like me are hard to find I will never be normal I do what I like - no rules trying tell you if your different - Then I'll give you a try (from behind) Brains verse 2 NOW SOME OF YOU PRICKS ARE GONNA BE THINKING HOW HE GONNA CONVINCE US HE'S FUCKING THESE WOMEN BUT FUCKERS JUST LISTEN... I NEVER GOT IN THIS FOR FUCKING BUT WHEN BUSINESS IS DONE MY NUTS NEED EXTINGUISHED - YOU'D BETTER BE SOMEWHAT DISTINGUISHED WITHOUT A BRAIN I'M JUST UNINTERESTED I GUESS IM JUST BORED OF HAVING DUMBEST OF BINTS LOOKING UP TO ME LIKE OOH "THIS CUM IS DELICIOUS" ON THE SURFACE THEY STUNNING WITH MAKE UP & THE STUFF IN SERINGES BUTS ITS UGLY IN EM, IM A FUNKY CUNNING LINGUIST NUMBING CHINS FROM CUNNILINGUS THE FUNNY THING IS I'M NO MUSCLE MAN OR RUNNING BACK WITH STOMACH ABS NON OF THAT BUT I'M FUNNY WITH THE LANGUAGE LIKE RUSSEL BRAND IS. THESE MONEY GRABBING BUT IMPLANTING CHICKS WITH KNOCKERS BIGGER THAN THE SYDNEY OPERAH SURE YOUR NO CINDY CRAWFORD BUT I'M STILL JERKING OFF TO PICTURES OFF HER ID GET WITH YOUR MOMMA IF HER BODY WAS SICKER THAN CLAUDIA SCHIFFERS - AND DO WHAT ANY MAN WOULD DO - SHOOT PORNOGRAPHY WITH HER AND PROBABLY SHIT ON HER IF THE FOREPLAY IS SHIT, I'LL GET ABRASIVE WITH TAYLOR SWIFTS LADY BITS TILL HER ANUL SPLITS PLAY WITH HER VAGAJAY TILL HER LABIA RIPS LIKE MUTILATED ARABIAN CHICS ITS CRAZY BUT THESE FAME WHORES ARE MORE TROUBLE THAN YOU CAN PREPARE FOR I'VE SEEN MORE CRACKHOES ON RUNWAYS THAN JUNKIES AT AIRPORTS

Almost Dead Famous Verse 1 Oh lookie wowser these rookie rhymers are Dougie Howser I'm Rutger Huer with a luger in a shooter tower the coolest dude in town producing the newest sound moving crowds like a bouncer using voodoo powers I'm the super human Google browser women arouser get em' sounding like a wookie shouting you huffing and puffing about nothing you just sour i'm buffer than the ufc's announcer (8) lets boogie down cos you don't really wanta battle me damn Never backed up or ran Head as a battering ram human Battery that (ASSUALT n batter you and your fam put you in a box send you back to the factory man (12) Wtf these days rappers are bland my lyrics so hot I could give Satan's ass a good tan send you to an agony aunt in agony and angry that brains would sign me even with a Cast on your hand (16) Don't give a shit a fuck a crap or a damn beat me Jesus fucking Christ that's blasphemy man give there arm and leg to rap as i can but you'd only end up being half of the man (20) Verse 2 You should know that I got appeal with More balls than a soccer field women in Aww drop their bra's and squeal call me 'magic' like David always trying to cop a feel (copperfield) call a cop for real spotlights I always steel made and lost a meal you saving for a McDonalds meal C'mon just stop with all your awful songs monologues got insomniacs nodding off big fish in small ponds your all just frogs I take a shit in your pond and leave the water gone if you saying you're real you're probably a fraud say you're the best dreaming like Dominic Cobb Watch this awesome scot tossing Molotov's ahead of my time like Sarah Conner's thoughts. I'm beautifully brutal like Lucy Lou when I sever the truths in the pudding my pudding said i'm the coolest dude ever at 22 I proved I wouldn't be a loser forever so I excelled (XL) like the hugest dudes sweater... proving I could doodle better than a room full of dudes with vendettas because I'm 3 times the dick like woody wood pecker Verse 3 When I step in the spot, you better be ready to rock steadily definitely want girls getting readily hot sex from me injecting my cock definitely ready for longevity best to come across a blonds chest since Ron Jeromy Extra long heavenly lengthy schlong giving these sexy moms special electro cock therapy Yes madam I got a message from god yesterday telling me I've been sent to get you all off regularly Im Eminem with bone thugs crew a little bit mental when entering in the vocal booth my adrenaline trebling then it goes through the roof with more venom than twenty men drinking cobras stew welcome to my rebellion Ladies and gentlemen your next speaker the pure bread creature keep the Durex near ya I swear to god like a tourette's preacher anyone stepping up to me on tour gets ethered I remember them all telling me I'd never be the centre piece of anybodies memory but I would never let it be till I became the best emcees with no-one else ahead of me a legendary like Lennon and the top ten is just ten of me

Verses THEY SAID I NEVER HAVE A CHANCE I’M SCOTTISH SOUTH AFRICAN GUY GRABBING MICS AND I’M WHITE FRIKKEN RAP ANTI CHRIST – MORE CHANCE OF SEEING MEL GIBSON AS A RABBI AM I RIGHT THEY TOLD ME "GO FUCK YOURSELF" LIKE I’M SOME KINDA HERMAPHRADITE TOLD ME GO BACK TO SCOTLAND WHERE THE CATS BE ROBIN WITH BATS SO OFTEN YOU’D THINK ITS ACTUALLY GOTHAM, WHERE WE DON'T TAKE CRY BABY’S LIKE JANIS JOPLIN & SUICIDE'S AN ATTRACTIVE OPTION I BEEN PUNCHED KICKED STABBED JUMPED HIT DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD WIPLASH BLOOD DRIP RIB CRACKED SURPIRSED MY SKULLS IN TACT THAT’S A MIRACLE WAITING FOR THE MAN IN THE MIRROR TO FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I PUT HIM THROUGH AND HIS WOMEN TOO, I’M UNFORGIVABLE RUNNING WILD NO DISCIPLINE LIKE A SCHOOL WITH NO PRINCIPLE AND IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE TO GO FROM SOMETHING MINISCULE TO THINKING LIFE AIN'T WORTH LIVING THROUGH USING MY PERIPHERALS - OVER MY SHOULDER, ONE MINUTE I’M A HIGH ROLLER NEXT I’M LOWER THAN BARRY WHITE'S TONE I’M BI POLAR - SPIRILING DOWNWARD TRIED SUICIDE TO FIGURE OUT IF I’S A COWARD VERSE 2 I ALWAYS SAID I’D BE GOOD ONE DAY - MAYBE ITS TOO LATE SOON I’LL BE EATING ON THE CEILINGS IF THEY KEEP RAISING THE STEAKES – I MADE SOME MISTAKES. SLEPT WITH A GIRL WHO WAS UNDERAGE, WHAT CAN I SAY, BEFORE I KNEW SHE WAS 15 IT WAS TOO LATE A TEENAGER, NEVER BEEN A PLAYER, MY BEHAVIOR AFTER 13 JAGA’S SMASHING THE PLACE UP LIKE LEE MAJORS – MADNESS OF AN ADDICT WHEN I'VE HAD A DRINK THEY CALLED ME RON JEROMY NOTHING BUT A MASSIVE DICK OUT OF CONTROL WHEN I WAS IN THE DOE - STICK MY DICK IN BIRDS BEEK - JUST TO PROVE I WONT BE PIGEON HOLED A PRICK, UNPREDICTABLE, MY BIGGEST CRITIC AND SO I BEAT MY SELF UP AND I HIT LIKE RIDDIC BOWE BRUTALLY HONEST - RULE BOOK I'M PUKING ON IT USING MORE BANDAGES THAN TUTANKHAMEN AND YOU COULD COMMENT ON WHAT YOU DO IN MY BOAT BUT YOU GOT THE MESSAGE BACKWARDS LIKE AN UPSIDE DOWN IPHONE YOU EVER WROTE A SUICIDE NOTE AND FELT THE LIFE GO QUITE SLOW AS YOU EYES CLOSE, BUT I WOKE LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I KNOW TO GET SUCCESS - YOU JUST GOTTA DO WHAT THE OTHER GUY WONT MY LIFE'S A CYCLONE LEAVING MINDS BLOWN, SO CALLED FRIENDS THEY HIT THE HIGH ROAD LIKE THEY DRIVE STONED BACK ON MY OWN MY MINDS LIKE AN ASYLUM AND I'M SO SCARED TO DIE ALONE VERSE 3 LET ME GUESS NOW YO THINK YOU KNOW ME BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW FAR I’D GO TO SHOW THAT NO-ONE CONTROLS ME, MY LIFES AN OPEN BOOK WHY DON’T YOU GO READ, YOU EVER DONATED SPERM JUST TO AFFORD SOME GROCERIES, WHEN I DON’T SUCCEED I TRY AGAIN AND OVER SPEED GOTTA MAKE MY POPPA PROUD BEFORE HIS SOUL LEAVES TO BE AS DOPE AS ME'S A LONELY STREET - ART HEALS ALL BUT LIKE GARFIELDS DOG I ODIE’D LOST PURPOSE AND GOALS LIVED THE BURGELARS CODE LIE STOLE DON’T CARE WHO I HURT ON THE TURBULENT ROAD OF SERPENTS AND TOADS UNDERCOVER LIKE SERPICO SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD GO BACK IN TIME SLIP MY MOTHER BIRTH CONTROL THIS WORLD IS COLD ICELANDISH SOMETIMES LIFES CHANCES PASS YOU CAN NOT GRAB THEM IF YOU'RE HOLDING LIVES BAGGAGE I LOST FOCUS LIKE A CAMERA MAN WITH EYE DAMAGE MISUNDERSTOOD LIKE A BLIND TRYING SIGN LANGUAGE YOU CAN CRITICIZE BUT CAN’T DENY I WRITE CLASSICS YOU COULD HAVE MY LIFE BUT YOU GOT NO BALLS LIKE DYKES MATTRESS RAPS IS AN ANTI DEPRESSANT STOP ME BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ONE HAND STRANGLING A MAN FOR ASKING THESE QUESTIONS, OTHER HAND FLIPPING THE WORLD OFF I’M AMBIDEXTROUS IF I WANTED FAME ID SLEEP WITH LINSEY LOHAN LIKE I HAVE A DEATH WISH, NEVER CAME IN THE GAME WITH BAD INTENTIONS JUST WANTED TO GO OUT LIKE HANS SOLO IN CARBONITE LEAVING A LASTING IMPRESSION

LADY AND GENTS OF THIS MENTAL CHRISTIAN INSTITUTE I BEEN SENT BY GOD AND ALIENS TO GIVE THIS GIFT TO YOU, GIVE ME YOUR EARS AND FEW MINUTES IN YOUR LIVING ROOM AND MAYBE I CAN DELIVER A LITTLE BIT OF TRUTH. YOU’RE HERE IN THE MIDST OF WOLVES EXISTENCE FUELLED BY FOOLS YOU LISTEN TO IMPRISON YOU WITH RULES THE THINGS YOU THINK THE MOOD YOU’RE IN FOOD YOU EAT THE BOOZE YOU DRINK THE THINGS YOU DO, DECISION MOVES BRINGS BLING & JEWELS TO RICHEST FEW IN OTHER WORDS YOU’RE PREDICTABLE. PRETTY SOON THE WORLD WILL BE SWIMMING POOL BEFORE THAT MORE KILLING FOR FUEL AND RELIGIOUS FUEDS (HEY) THIS ALLUDES TO FREEDOM BEING AN ILLUSION GOOD GUYS ARE REALLY BAD IT’S CONFUSING THIS IS WHY WE NEED A NEW REVOLUTION PRETTY SOON THERE’S NO SOLUTION TO THE POLLUTION OTHER THAN STOP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING BUT YOU WON’T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID A NUISANCE AND PRETTY SOON YOU’LL SINK. DO WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANT, NOT BOUND BY LAW BUT PRETTY SOON WE’LL BE DROWNING Y'ALL LOOK AROUND ITS ALL COUNT DOWN FOR LARGE AMOUNTS OF WAR WHILE THOUSANDS WILL FALL ROCKEFELLER ROTHSCHILD'S BANK ACCOUNTS WILL SORE (UGH UH) IT’S SO WRONG, OH GOD WE’RE SO LOST HOPES GONE MOST DON’T GOT NO JOBS OTHERS WORK FOUR JOBS, OLD SODS GOLD POTS GROW LOTS IT’S SO ODD WHOLE FASAD SOAP OPERA’S SO AWEFUL YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR CURTIANS CHANGE THE CHANNEL THEY STILL GOT YOU STILL ZOMBIES PLAYING KEN AND BARBIE I’M A NOAM CHOMSKIE WHIRLWIND AIRING OUT THE WORLDS DIRTY LAUNDRY WE BRING THE TRUTH STRAIGHT TO YOU BUT YOU DON’T LISTEN AT ALL SO YOU DO WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO WHICH IS NOTHING AT ALL WE LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH HERE'S A SONG WE CAN DANCE TO PFFT THIS IS A SONG YOUR PRESIDENT SHOULD BE HANGED TO DON’T MEAN TO BE THE BURDEN OF BAD NEWS BUT CANADA’S TAR SANDS ABOUT TO MAKE THE PLANET GO BOOM BACK TO YOU EVERY DAY COMPANIES FIND YOU PRIME YOU TO BUY NEW PRODUCTS THEY SUPPLY NEW PULL THE WOOL OVER YOUR EYES AND THE FLOOR FROM BEHIND YOU SAME GUYS THAT MADE THE BIBLE TOO. ONE THIRD OF THE WORLD THINKS EVERY WORD IS KINDA TRUE TWO THIRDS ARE WAITING FOR THE RETURN OF JESUS CHRIST WE’RE KINDA SCREWED IT'S LIKE ANCIENT ROME, BUT NOW IT’S USA THAT RAPING THE GLOBE STUDENTS ARE POOR EVERYDAY PAYING LOANS MONEY CREATING DRONES BLOWING AWAY ARABIAN HOMES WHILE YOUR BRAIN DISSOLVES WATCHING THE LAMEST SHOWS THEY’RE MAKING CLONES SOON WARRIORS MAY BE GROWN THE WORLD'S A DANGER ZONE GRAVES OF BABIES BONES MORE BLOOD AND SODOMY THAN GAME OF THRONES NO STARK CONTRAST TO WINTERFELL EVERYDAY THEY KILLING AND BRITAIN IS WILLING TO HELP THEM KILLING AS WELL THEY CREATED AIDS AND SAID THE GAYS DID IT THEMSELVES NOW KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND SAY WE AIN'T LIVING IN HELL. THEY SAY IT’LL FIX ITSELF IT NEVER DOES AMERICA KNOWS ITS TOTAL DEATH TOLL IS WAY MORE THAN HITLER'S EVER WAS WE BRING THE TRUTH STRAIGHT TO YOU BUT YOU DON’T LISTEN AT ALL SO YOU DO WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO WHICH IS NOTHING AT ALL WE LOOKING FOR THE TRUTH NO HYPE NO BULL NO LITTLE WHITE LIES NO WOOL OF EYES NO FAKE STORY LINES NO NEWS TO DISGUISE THE TRUTH THAT LIES INSIDE INVISIBLE PRISONS WE'RE SUBLIMINALLY BEING LIED TO. STOP THE PROPAGANDA BRAIN WASHING THE MASSES LIVING IN HIND SITE, I'VE GOT A MIND LIKE NOSTRADAMUS I PREDICT BARACK OBAMAS GONNA BOMB IRAN SO BAD LEAVING BODIES SPLATTED LIKE A POMEGRANATE GOD DAMN IT, MAN WRONG WITH US ANARCHY AIN'T JUST A SONG BY SOME POPULAR PUNKS YOU’RE ALL PUPPETS AND THE MONARCHY SUCKS THE QUEEN'S LIVING IN LUXURY WHILE PEOPLE ARE POVERTY STRUCK THOSE THAT FOLLOW ME KNOW THAT I OBVIOUSLY DON’T LIKE AUTHORITY SO NO APOLOGIES NO FORTUNE TELLING WE NEED MORE REBELLION ITS 1984 AGAIN IT’S ALL LOOKING ORWELLIAN USA WARS DEVELOPING NEVER ENDING STORY TELLING SHIT MAY AS WELL BE GOING DOOR TO DOOR SELLING IT WHILE THE PRESIDENT'S GIVING HIS SPEECH ABOUT BRINGING PEACE HIS FINGERS ON THE TRIGGERS OF MISSILES AIMED AT THE MIDDLE EAST TO CONTINUE THEIR WINNING STREAK KILLING SPREE IMPRISON YOU IF YOU SEE DIFFERENTLY ITS ALL ON WIKI LEAKS GIVE IT A READ THEN LETS RAGE AGAINST THIS KILLING MACHINE SICK REGIME OR SOON WE’LL BE BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS OR FLOATING IN THE SEA George bush cunt George Bush George W Bush double cunt Tony Blair chicken shit cunt Lying prick like Nixon was Reagan cunt JFK cunt Maggie Thatcher Rest in hell for you thunder cunt Osama trained by Americans cunt Obama a disappointing cunt Royal Family cunts even the young one Cameron cunt Clegg irrelevant cunt Rothschild’s own half the world’s wealth cunts Rockefeller’s cunts Lehman brothers cunts You’re all cunts but thank you for the inspiration

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VERSE 1 Here's my prediction for this dump we live in another 100 years nothing but division where no-one knows themselves and nobody is different just dummy's tunnel vision telling everyone their business and its fucking sickening every couple minutes another puppet is drug addicted sucker overdoses then becomes a Christian If I spend as much time on sport as I did constructing lyrics I probably would have won a couple summer Olympics It's all funny gimmicks that's just what these animals want go on a talent show and get beat by a dancing dog that's reality ya'll so stand applause clap along like you are Neanderthals that cant evolve but if it makes you happy ... then - god damn you all I'd rather be an asshole boss than be another hasselhoff I know you'd rather watch videos of cats and dogs dancing along to an Adam Lambert songs But nowadays if kids wanta get fame they just go on TV or make a sextape it's all a joke and were the punch line... it's all fun till someone dies but AREN'T WE TIRED OF play dumb - I'm tired of trying to escape from this cage I'm watching everyday they brainwashing Were just sedated consumers who spend all day on computers hooked on the latest of rumours but that's just the way that they confuse us CHORUS Who don't you think you are? What don't you think you want Oh don't you start complaining You're life's too short for hating. So who don't you think you are? What don't you think you want Oh show me just don't say it. Those rules are meant for breaking. VERSE 2 They say more money more problems sure - more fans more hate - hell - more love more work well more dirt on your grave. More art more freedom more rules they create - the more you bend the rules they gave you - more enemies you make So I roll like a soldier touring all over but I was going nowhere like a ghost with no closure I tried to fight for the underground flipping the industry prejudice upside down but the people I was fighting for ended up hating me more & more so you just can't win no you just can't win put rocks in ya pockets tell ya sink or swin to survive with the lizards you need thick skin selective hearing and ignorance so follow me - i'll tell you everything I know but if you follow me you might get stuck in the rabbit hole. This is all a game they win if you don't play It's ugly when you believe in nothing People give up what they want and become nothing but zombies Just boring zombies. CHORUS 3 WHO DON'T YOU THINK YOU ARE WHAT DON'T YOU THINK YOU WANT OH DON'T YOU START COMPLAINING YOUR LIVES TO SHORT FOR HATING SO WHO DO THEY THINK YOU ARE WHAT DON'T THEY THINK YOU GOT OH SHOW THEM JUST DON'T SAY IT THOSE RULES ARE MEANT FOR BREAKING VERSE 3 Oh I moved with the wind and got so far aimed for the sky, moon and the stars but landed on a mountain, 15 years ten albums played to thousands and thousands but still couldn't save my family from drowning. It's a losing battle oh with people programmed to like the average with minimal hassle no truth that you probably can't handle handle like there's probably no damn god unless talking about the sun if time travel is possible its already been done if we're not a video game simulation how do you explain what the experiments saying? Everybody face it, yes we are in the matrix political business men are the hateful agents. The voice in your head is known as a daemon Proof that we have been gaming since day one. People got opinions and they love to sing it tell you what they think of your life how you run your business everyone is a critic on their keyboards dissing pretty board of the miserable life that their living. Pretty soon they'll be making these apps for life - make you attractive - see the world through brad pits eyes. What if your real life begins when you actually die? In fact I might give that a try goodbye.